#but I brought bagels
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#showing up to Hell 20 minutes late#but I brought bagels#gif#animatedtext#wordart#transparent#anon#red#orange#gradient
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okay so i just discovered that my favorite swtor ad/trailer/thingie thing that's not a story cinematic nor a straight up game trailer from 11 years ago is basically forgotten at like 64k views and i can't just leave it be—pls perceive/watch this one, it's so cool, 14 year old me was so into this shit and honestly i still am fpfkfkjfjf
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#swtor#darth bagel rambles#this is frankly so cool#i cannot believe it slipped so much under the radar over the years#pls give it a watch it's rather short and doesn't even have much dialogue or anything#it's so simple#brought to you by my flabbergasted confusion at some recent wow ads I've seen#and rambled to my partner about#(who also didn't see this one but thought it's very cool)#Youtube
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I need Wolf and Nichols to have a slow-burn romance where they maybe kiss for the first time in season 3 and in the meantime I want Wolf to go fuck the hot high school principal.
#he brought you bagels man i would have just proposed#brilliant minds#just caught up on last episode
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i feel like there is something to be said about zoro and sanji’s approach to food upon their first introductions. granted, i’m probably just overthinking it, but the first time we meet zoro he’s been tied up in a courtyard with the intention of forgoing food for an entire month as part of a deal, and sanji who was stranded in the middle of the ocean with a bag of food he had to make last for he-didn’t-know-how-long. i can’t imagine him willingly sharing that story, but i can see zoro’s being an offhand remark—luffy says something about sugary onigiri while sanji’s trying to plan meals, and zoro says when you’re starving you have to make do (and it was the intention behind them). you have sanji who’s making food for everyone and anyone because that’s what he does and no one should know hunger pains, and two of his crew mates are talking about not eating like it’s nothing. a minor inconvenience at the time. zoro makes it out like it had to be done, like it was a choice—a smart one, at that.
you have one man who forwent food as a victim of circumstance and one who did so willingly. i feel like sanji would understand honor and pride, but at the same time he’d have to think, just for a second, how stupid is that. (which isn’t the first time he’s thought zoro’s stupid, but at this point he’s lost count. i digress. he’s the one who yelled for zoro to give up his dream if it meant he lived while fighting mihawk.) why would he do that? zoro got himself tied up for weeks with no food and chose to do it? meanwhile sanji spent weeks carefully portioning out stale food with a man who cut off his own leg so he could live. does he watch zoro’s portions a little more carefully now? make sure he has a higher caloric intake for a little while, just in case? does he say anything? maybe he makes onigiri and tells zoro he made them with salt not sugar, and luffy gives him a quizzical look. the others don’t get it because isn’t that what you’re supposed to do, and zoro only nods.
#one piece#sanji#roronoa zoro#brought to you by me finally reading one piece and hoping my bagels hadn’t gone bad when i went to make breakfast this morning#anyway food as a love language and looking out for people as a whole#and finding out one of your crew members willingly starved while you had no choice but to#i feel like this is all over the place#probably full of typos because it’s a mobile post lmao
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hey can I ask about your ideological vendetta against the everything bagel?
ya i object to anything being referred to as the everything anything when the everything just refers to like onion flakes and sesame seeds. listen im a reasonable man it doesn't need to have literally everything on it but it does need to be more than Some. when i first heard of the everything bagel i assumed it was like, idk a bagel that you would order and then you would get a Wide Array of toppings available at the bagel vendor in question. finding out that the everything bagel is in fact just A Bagel, a set bagel that has Some Seeds, not even That Many Seeds, was a fundamental betrayal and disappointment. everything is just such a broad word! for a bagel with limited categories of topping being seeds flakes and the like. there are seven ingredients listed on the everything bagel's wikipedia page and one of those ingredients is bagel. im not angry with the everything bagel i am just disappointed. i simply expected more from the everything bagel. the everything bagel is just a some bagel. the everything bagel is a bagel of average performance
#I understsnd this to be a controversial opinion but before you express your rage#you should question your loyalty to a fundamentally underperforming bagel.#dont yoi deserve better from uour bagels. inyour one human life#asks#if you ordered 'everything' at a restaurant and they brought you a plate of caraway seeds i expect you would be upset#also again i dont have any objection to the everything bagel as a food item it is a perfectly tasty bagel#it's just a shame that one of those toppings is Fucking Lies
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Yeah no I'm still not over Kohane's fes card.
Soooo... That side story huh. The "fragment of a feeling" Kohane touches taking her to Vivid Street. The townsfolk all calling her An. Kohane trying to imitate An. Kohane who has been in Vivid Street for only a short period of time but has come to love it anyway. The townspeople calling her by her partner's name.
I could make a whole separate rant about how Kohane being linked to Nagi at the end of Kick It Up A Notch makes me feel. It doesn't feel fair for her. She has grown so much in a short period of time and yet when her talent reaches it's highest point she isn't just Kohane, she is like someone who has been dead for years. Even her partner can only think of Nagi looking at her.
The fragment sekai is a mix of Kohane's memories of places she has been since Vivid Bad Squad formed all collected in a gallery of shattered glass. Kohane loves Vivid Street yet every time she is likened to someone else. She sings like Nagi. She is An's partner. In a way it brings back to RAD Weekend. The idea that to surpass it they need to be just like it. They can't achieve that because RAD Weekend was the celebration of Nagi's life. Kohane can sing like Nagi but she can never become her, and I fear that, subconsciously, that's what certain people (Taiga) were hoping she would be. (He saw Nagi in her. He saw his dead sister. He still hasn't been able to fully move on.)
Then there's An. Her partner has become what she has aimed for her entire life. To be someone like Nagi, to be like her mentor. Vivid Street called Kohane by An's name. Does that mean they replaced An, or does it mean they can only think of An when they see her?
Kohane Azusawa went looking for a purpose in life. She found it, a group of street musicians with a shared goal. She loves it, yet the world only ever sees her as a distant memory. Someone who won't ever return.
(And something just hit me. Kohane is the only character without a proper backstory. We just had an entire event to go through the lead up to RAD Weekend which gave us a clear view of Nagi. An starts off VBS's main story yet Kohane is the "main character". They set this up right from the start I need to find colourful palette and fight them.)
#project sekai#kohane azusawa#this disconjoined post of an analysis was brought to you by:#my brain refusing to think of anything other than the akikoha fes#and one post about an that got my brain thinking of the other half of the puzzle#because anhane see each other in such different ways its almost painful#kohane sees an as her amazing partner who she wants to stay with#an sees kohane as everything she hoped to be#and now she could leave. she is so talented she could go anywhere. like she thought nagi did#but nagi can't come back.#god it's just. kohane represents nagi in a way an can't because an was always there but kohane wasn't#nagi left and the next girl to enter vivid street with a similar talent is almost immediately compared to her#kohane feels tragic to me in a way i can't describe. someone who will never be her own self in the eyes of those around her#even those who love her#bagel's rambles
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I should have a sugar parental that gives me a credit card I can use just to buy whatever groceries I want qnd they pay it off. maybe sometimes I'll put a lil treat on there too I won't go crazy it'll be reasonable I'm just sick of getting the bare minimum when it comes to feeding myself I want VARIETY I want SMALL LUXURIES
#this post brought to you by. another post about bagels n cream cheese#n i went god i wish i had bagels n cream cheese rn......but cream cheese is so expensive it is a luxury grocery 2 me :c#i want smoked salmon too. and ice cream#i wanna buy a fancy cheese every now n then. i should have semi fancy cheeses stocked in my fridge at all times#and by semi fancy i mean like. goat. gouda. cream. maybe feta or brie. smthn like that#seriously even just once a month ''yeah get Whatever on this card ill pay for it dw.'' would be a game changer#i have great tits!!!!!! you can look at em!!!!!!! awooga!!!!!! Just Let Me Buy Cheese
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open to mutuals
it's early in the morning, the sun shining in his window as he creeps into the bedroom. he hadn't been able to sleep once the clock struck four in the morning, but he didn't want to wake the other in his bed, not just yet. they were kind of cute when they're sleeping, and he would feel way too bad to make them stir when they're resting so well. it's when he's coming back to the bedroom again he trips over his own feet, falling into the door loud enough it slams open, hitting the wall. "fuck!" he sees them starting to stir. "shit, sorry, i---" he gives them a sheepish grin and holds up a bag. "i brought you breakfast?"
#{ undecided }♕➥{ tbd verse }#{ inside my head i am good } ☠➥ { open }#take this and do what you will with it#maybe its a hook up#maybe he let ur muse just take his bed bc they needed it#doesnt matter he brought them an egg bagel
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"#she was obsessing over a specific cartoon scene #and couldn’t remember what it was from #she’s been looking for over an hour"
Throw it out to all the insomniacs on here, maybe we'll know and her weenis will be safe
You know what good point. She’s like really banking on it being Voltron but apparently it isn’t Voltron but it might be? Either way, she’s not awake to ask if I can post her name so yall get shittily edited screen caps
#mun mumbles#voltron#voltron legendary defender#pls help I guarantee this will be brought up again#I need another fucking bagel after this shit Jfc#to be clear I adore her#but also our brains work so similarly that I worry for us both sometimes
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bagel with cream cheese <3
#deep sea.txt#my manager brought in bagels#i had a cheese bagel with dill cream cheese on one half and pesto cream cheese on the other
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Very dangerous to learn how to make bagels. Then u can simply have a bagel whenever you want. Too much power for one mortal to hold
#post brought to you by the fact i currently have 9 delicious fresh bagels sitting in my kitchen#and i want to eat them like a ravenous lion going at raw meat
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i get emotional sometimes thinking about how well i eat when i'm at my boyfriend's place, because he's the only person ever in my life who has cared enough about me to find and prepare meals that i can handle with my ARFID :')
#i'm eating sliced melon and nuts that he's just brought through to me#and he's in the kitchen making me bagels and egg with sliced strawberries <3#when we first met i was so nervous to broach the topic of food because i was in the final throws of a bad ED relapse#and i couldn't eat in front of anyone and only had a couple of safe foods#but he'd lovingly listen to me describe meals i could eat#and he'd cook them for me and then let me eat on my own at his desk#never a single bad word about it#which is what i was used to because my family have borderline bullied and humiliated me about it for my whole life#we've come so far now and i can eat so much more and eat in front of him and even in public#but he still diligently makes sure he knows my safe foods and cooks so carefully for me#and ... yeah if i keep thinking about this i'm going to cry#but god. it makes me feel impossibly loved.#<3#ed tw
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officially moved into my appt for this year ✅
#it has sm more storage than my last place but my suitcases are still just against the wall bc there’s no where to put them#and it comes w dishes and stuff so i didn’t rly need like a whole box that i brought#but!! i now have a toaster and i can make my fav bagel#:D#just me talking
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Incredibly upset at how there isn’t a full list of every mentioned character in my favorite tv show with exact seasons episodes and timestamps
#this is VIOLATING.#I’m trying to find 5 characters because their NAMES were brought up and I literally can’t find them. going to revolt#bagel fan talk
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who would be the pickiest eater on ouat do yall think?
#well killian canonically is the one who critisises the most food#but i think he just has a refined pallette#he probs like tried every food from every realm#and true picky eaters are content with fries and chicken nuggs#emma with her bagel diet is a strong contestant#henry maybe idk tho id think regina brought him up on some fine cuisine lasagna nonwithstanding
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everytime i come on yr blog i want to eat that bagel
will u consider sharing? 🥺
those are my sole food source. do you want me to starve
#me being a bagel boy has been a long running joke on my blog but its been a while since anyones brought it up lol#but. yea. i fucking love bagels
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